illustration


6
Jul 09

Charn

Charn

The third in my ‘Childhood Villains’ series, in which I draw character’s that used to freak me out when I was little, is Charn from ‘Through the Dragon’s Eye’.

It’s probably only people of around my age who grew up in Britain who will recognise this guy. Charn is the villain from the BBC Look & Read programme ‘Through the Dragon’s Eye’ (1989), an epic fantasy on a low budget in which three school children enter a world without writing. Let me just reiterate that Charn was created to help teach children how to read. Teachers would record the show and play it in class, pausing it for us to join in the word puzzles, and every episode ended with a tense cliffhanger. I loved the show when I was 7 because it was so much more imaginative than any other education show for kids and as much fun as most cartoons. Who can forget Boris, Moris and Doris, the Keepers of the Veetacore?

Charn freaked me out of course and I’m sure I wasn’t the only one. The skeletal bird wizard would stalk around zapping people with his lightning that would turn them into puddles of slime whilst creepily threatening the children, prodding them with his knife-like fingers. Watching it now he’s evidently played by a camp thesp but there is still something truly horrible about that mask.

Also, looking at the characters I’ve chosen so far I think I might just be afraid of men in skirts.

If you think I may have exaggerated the horror of Charn’s design (no children’s character would have dusty guts spilling out of his ribcage, right?) then see him for yourself during the EPIC final battle between Charn and Gorwen, the good dragon of the title.

Next week: A surprise!


8
Jun 09

Venger

Venger

The second in my ‘Childhood Villains’ series of illustrations, this demonic nightmare fuel is Venger, the “Force of Evil” from the 1980′s cartoon, Dungeons & Dragons.

My most prevalent memory of this cartoon was how perpetually depressing it was. Like other shows with the same concept, characters trapped in another world trying to get home, like Quantum Leap, the children would get a glimpse of returning home almost every episode but it would never work out. I think they got home once but had to return because Venger came with them, or something like that. Even as a small kid I got this sense of shattered hope with every episode and how miserable the characters seemed at points, trapped in a harsh, dangerous world, forced to wear stupid outfits and hang out with an old midget (The Dungeon Master). I much preferred He-Man. You knew what was going to happen with He-Man.

Worst of all though was Venger. Often seen riding his black stallion with hooves of fire, Venger was the demonic, vampiric, bat winged embodiment of evil in a big skirt always trying to capture the children’s power to locate his lost horn (as I remember it, correct me if I’m wrong). There’s something about his design that would terrify me as a kid, partly I think it’s the white face and dark eyes, with the snub nose and fangs making him almost snake like. The giant bat wings don’t hurt either. But I think it’s also the disturbed symmetry of his design that on a more subconscious level lets us know that something is amiss with him. I’ve tried to emphasize that with my depiction of him, that he’s perfectly symmetrical apart from the long, thin, scythe-like horn protruding from the side of his head. Either that or he’s just one bad mother.

Happy Nightmares, kids!

Next week: Charn!


1
Jun 09

Chamberlain

Chamberlain

Chamberlain (detail)

“Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.”

This is the first in a series of illustrations I’m calling ‘Childhood Villains’. I’m aiming to draw 6 fictional characters that used to freak me out when I was a kid, hopefully on a weekly basis (ha!). Maybe they freaked you out too and they’ll be able to stir up some long forgotten horrific memories, as is the purpose of all art, clearly.

This is Chamberlain from Jim Henson and Frank Oz’s ‘The Dark Crystal’ (1982), conceptual design by Brian Froud, which is the film I used to watch every Saturday morning on good old video tape, normally after my little sister had gotten up even earlier than me and finished watching ‘Labyrinth’. Chamberlain is both the most pathetic and the most scrupulous of all the evil Skeksis. When he is banished from the castle by the new Emperor I remember feeling sorry for him, despite the fact he is a hideous, smirking, lizard-bird monster, but when he tries to befriend the heroic Gelflings in his high pitched, whiny voice (“Me friend, make peeeeace!”) he is the creepiest bogeyman a six year old could imagine.

And if you’ve never heard of ‘The Dark Crystal’ then shame on you and here’s the trailer, which is over 2 minutes long because it is from the 1980′s.

Next week: Venger!